Winter Registration $200 before January 2nd!!!

Registration is now open for the winter 2011 D.A.D. season. We will be playing at our "home", where all this magic started, the gymnasium at Macungie Memorial Park. Opening day is January 9th, and we will play every Sunday from 11am til 1pm until the playoffs on March 13th.
Registration is still $200 for a 10 player roster, and that registration will end January 2nd. 

Decided on wearing your lucky shirts from last season? No problem, 10 players = $200 (no shirts) BEFORE January 2nd.

Single players can also sign up individually for $25/person before January 2nd.

SEE YOU IN BACK IN MACUNGIE!

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Fall 2010 RECAP

It's been a fantastic season all-around. We took a chance going outdoors, but we were blessed with great weather all season long. The competition was fierce week in and week out, and by the time the 10th week rolled around, it was anyones cup. I have a few words about each team..


10. Junkyard Dawgs - We saw them first at our tournament in Emmaus, and although they started off slow, they kicked it up a notch towards the end of the season

9. Juggernauts - An ID spinoff, Bill hooked up with a veteran in Thundermeow, and a team full of rookies that just seemed to get along great with each other, heck, 2 of them even got engaged during the season

8. Himmer Hicks - A vastly underrated team, we also met them first at the Emmaus tourney.Their season was filled with pick up trucks, shit kickers, rebel flags, and ended with couches and tires on the court, in true Hick fashion.

7. Freeballers - The founders team, we said goodbye to one of our co-founders, Jay, as he set off to greener pastures. Charlie, Jevon, Sleepy and company held it together best they could, even eeking out a few tourney wins

6. Choads - Where'd these guys come from? We met them opening day, with that nasty sling-arm from Jason, and Mark, who is never afraid to get up close, and ended up paying for it. A solid, season long threat

5. 9OH!8 - These guys get the "Most Distance Traveled" award, driving nearly an hour to make it on gameday. Also a solid threat, the Deemer brothers provided the 1-2 punch, keeping these guys in it every week

4. Baylors - Another ID spinoff, then Balls Deep for DBFB 2010(runners-up), they won our summer tourney and provided the league with the necessary testosterone to make it to the 1/4 finals of the fall tourney

3. Plan B - Veterans from day1, they get the "nice guy award", cause they are. No-Necker and company tore up the regular season again finishing a close 2nd, and placing 3rd in the fall tourney

2. Rusty Trumbones - Say what you want about these guys, but they come to play every week, annihiliating the regular season, and winning every championship D.A.D. had to offer. Hat's off gentlemen.

1 . Incomprehensible Demoralization - The 2nd season for us ends in victory. Some would say because I was out for all but 6 games of the season(with dodgeball injuries of course). Jeremy and Wingnut found some local talent and beefed up their squad, ending the regular season with the most ties(5) and finishing 3rd. We had to win the tournament coming up through the losers losers bracket, beating Plan B, then Rusty...twice. Coca Cola tastes best when you drink it from the D.A.D. Cup!!



I hope to see all you guys back in January, as we go back indoors in Macungue!! Until then, Join us for open session play Wednesday nights in Allentown!!

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ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS! ID WINS!

New Champs!  Incomprehensible Demoralization!!

The after party will be held at Krocs pub. 1160 S Krocks Rd, Wescosville, PA 18106
If you don't know how to get there, ask somebody. Or don't be lazy and just mapquest it. They are expecting to arrive between 4 and 5. We have some food coming out at 5:30 to start us off. It will be a cash bar but we're told the drinks will be cheap. So bring some cash and tip the hell out of their staff.

Special playoff edition newsletter

Playoff

Regular Season Final Standings

The fall 2010 DAD regular season has come to a close, but the last week was not without excitement!   Baylor's goes 4-0-1 to vault into 4th place overall, while Plan B and Rusty both go 3-2 to finish 1-2 respectively, again. Incomprehensible also went undefeated with 2 wins and 3 ties to finish 3rd. Even though we saw a Choad fall backward after takin one of Cannon's shots off the forehead, they finish in 5th place, going 2-2-1, while 9OH!8 finishes right behind them in 6th with a 3-2 record for the day. The rookie Hicks finished in 7th with a 2-2-1 record on the day and the Freeballers go 2-3 to finish a close 8th.  The Juggernauts finish the season in 9th, going 0-4-1, and the Junkyard Dawgs continued their late-season push with a 1-3-1 record for the day, getting them in double digits pointwise, but still finish 10th.

Here's the standings:
Team                                                                     W-L-T                          Pts
Rusty TrUmbones                                                  34-6-0                           68
Plan B                                                                  31-7-1                           65
Incomprehensible Demoralization                           22-13-5                          49
Baylors                                                                22-17-1                          45
Choads                                                                21-18-1                          43
9OH!8                                                                 20-18-2                           42
Himmer Hicks                                                      14-23-3                           31
Freeballers                                                           14-24-2                           30
Juggernauts                                                          10-29-1                           21
Junkyard Dogs                                                       4-34-2                            10

Halloween Week 8 - Rusty Drops 2, JYD Win 2, Plan B Perfect Again

As we approach our final regular season week, the pack really seems to be evening out. Rusty equalled their regular season loss total, by losing 2 in one week, and Plan B took advantage by going 5-0, coming within 3 points of the regular season lead. Incomprehensible took out the Dusty Trumpets, but fell to Bill and His juggernauts, clinging on to third with a 3-2 record.  Baylors, and 9OH!8 also posted 3-2, but the best costume award had to go to Thunderball, even though he was having wardrobe failure throughout the day. The Hanson brothers dressed up like Himmer Hicks, but posted a 1-4 record.  Charlie took the league jet down to the Bahamas for the week, setting up D.A.D.'s southern division, and his boys felt it, going winless, and even losing in record time (39 seconds) to the Choads, who posted a 4-1 record for the day. But the story of the day went to the Junkyard Dawgs.  Their presence at our Wednesday night open sessions are really paying off. This week brought them 2 wins, and contending in each game yet again.  If this season was a few weeks longer, the standings would definitely be different.


Next week will wrap up the 2010 Fall regular season, determining the seeding for the final tournament next Sunday, November 14th.  ALL 10 TEAMS WILL BE PARTICIPATING in this double elimination tourney for the coveted D.A.D. Cup.  After the tourney, all players and families are invited to our post season party, which will be held at, uhhh..... we don't know yet, but somewhere for sure.   More details to follow next week.  I apologize again for the technical difficulties on our video recording device, and it was a day filled with brutatlity.  I mean, who's gonna forget Rhino hugging the Deemer brother balls at the same time? Or Shanzy knockin over condommint forehead first?  All this and more, next week for sure!!

Here's the standings:
Team                                                                         W-L-T                       Pts
Rusty TrUmbones                                                      31-4-0                        62
Plan B                                                                       29-5-1                       59
Incomprehensible Demoralization                               20-13-2                       42
Choads                                                                    19-16-0                       38
9OH!8                                                                      17-16-2                       36
Baylors                                                                    18-17-0                       36
Freeballers                                                               12-21-2                       26
Himmer Hicks                                                          12-21-2                       26
Juggernauts                                                             10-25-0                       20
Junkyard Dogs                                                          3-31-1                         7

JUNKYARD WINS! JUNKYARD WINS! JUNKYARD WINS!

Another beautiful day of dodgeball in the books.  We saw the fan favorite Junkyard Dawgs pull off their first win, then tie another, and be in contention every game.

Apparently, 9OH!8's tree trunk has a hard time dodging bats, and the Deemer-less Jersey boys had a hard time dodgin balls as well, as racked up a 1-4 record for the day. Although they lost to Junkyard, Baylor's redeemed themselves this week by going 3-2.  Incomprehensible continued demoralizing the competition, holding down a solid 3rd place by going 4-1 on the day.  The Choads showed they are no pushovers either, but scored 2-3.  Charlie, suffering from sand-in-the-vag-itis, had to watch his Freeballin brothers fall 2-3, and the Hicks, showing off a new prospect, DJ, gained 1 win, while holding on to give the Dawgs their first tie of the season, going 1-3-1. Plan B, losing to Baylor's and Rusty, went 3-2, still holding on to 2nd place overall. 

 Baylor's Babes showed  their discontent for our past, present, reigning, and quite frankly, our only champs, the Rusty TrUmbones, with some creative outerwear. The Bones answered back the only way they know how, by going a perfect 5-0 yet again.

Here's the standings:  

Team                                                     W-L-T                               Pts

Rusty TrUmbones                                   28-2-0                                56

Plan B                                                   24-5-1                                49

Incomprehensible Demoralization           17-11-2                                36

Choads                                                15-15-0                                30

Baylors                                                15-15-0                                30
9OH!8                                                  14-14-2                                30
Freeballers                                           12-16-2                                 26

Himmer Hicks                                       11-17-2                                 24

Juggernauts                                            9-21-0                                 18

Junkyard Dogs                                        1-28-1                                   3

D.A.D. wednesdays - SUCCESS!!!

About 17 of showed up at St. Peters on Hanover Ave, we split it right down the middle, and got it on for 2 straight hours.  All that was required was to sign the customary "Don't Sue Us" waiver and pay your 3 bucks.  We played right up until the final bell. At 7:58, there were cries "One More! One More".  I think this will be a great way to get new people out as we broke in Charlie The New Guy.  This will continue every Wednesday night until the end of the year at least. Bring your neighbors, co-workers, friends, gitlrfriends, heck, even your little sister(my 10 year old played tonight and played well).  For 3 bucks, how could you go wrong? So if you  are one of the 18 people from Kuwait, or one of the 22 from Columbia who diligently follow this blog week after week, and you happen to be in the neighborhood... drop on in!   We have a great time.   If you are one of those sneaky captains, you can search the talent pool for your next ringer, or form teams for the many tournaments that 2011 has to offer.  See you Sunday..and Wednesday!!

Week 6, Rusty And Plan B Back To Usual

Here's the standings:
Team                                                                W-L-T                                          Pts
Rusty Trombones                                              23-2-0                                          46
Plan B                                                              21-3-1                                          43
Incomprehensible Demoralization                      13-10-2                                          28
9OH!8                                                              13-10-2                                         28
Choads                                                             13-12-0                                         26
Baylors                                                             12-13-0                                         24
Freeballers                                                        10-13-2                                         22
Himmer Hicks                                                   10-14-1                                         21
Juggernauts                                                       7-18-0                                           14
Junkyard Dogs                                                  0-25-0                                             0

week 6 Pink Cannon from Stephen Kratzer on Vimeo.

Week 6Let the games begin from Stephen Kratzer on Vimeo.

The Newsletter if finally here! Sorry for the delay. Enjoy.
Jevon

Week 4 Newsletter

Spend Wednesday Nights With Your D.A.D.!

Pick the Big Kids sound clip  Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story sound clips

By popular demand, the Dodgeballer's Association of Dodgeball is adding Wednesday nights to fulfill your midweek dodgeball desires!  Beginning Oct 20th, we will hold open-session dodgeball at St. Peter's Lutheran Church, 1933 Hanover Avenue, Allentown, Pa., from 6-8pm.  The first 2 weeks will be of the open-session variety, show up, pay your $3, we'll choose teams, then get it on for 2 solid hours.
After 2 weeks of getting some new faces used to D.A.D. and his balls, we should be able to begin a regular season November 3rd. 


What do I have to do to register you may be asking yourself...  We've simplified that process, by dividing it into 7 forms with 19 sections and 48 sub-sections.  Or..... how about you just show up October 20th with 3 bucks?  Simple as that...
But if that is too complicated for you, you can email Steve at steve@daddodgeball.com, or give him a call at 484.264.5374

Suit up, show up, get ready, cause D.A.D. is invading your midweek!!!!

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Pick the Big Kids sound clip  Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story sound clips

Baylors Has A Top Notch Day, Go 5-0 in Week 5!!

We had a season's worth of highlights in this week alone!  We saw the top 2 teams go down in a heap, with the fabulous Incomprehensible D knockin Rusty down to size, and a No-Necker-less Plan B lose 2 and tie another, all while Bad Brad's Boys creep ever closer to the top with an undefeated day.  Man was I rootin for the fan favorite Junkyard Dogs, I thought they were going to get their first win.. twice.  The Choads, apparently enthused with their new uniforms, knocked off Plan B, again, to go 4-1 for the day.  The Juggernaut Boogie was also in full-effect, but it just wasn't the day for Bill's boys and girl as they left the court dejected after an 0-5 afternoon.
Here are links to the videos..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgKLC_nfU1A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62jovs7xGHg


Here's the standings:
Team                                                         W-L-T                              Pts
Rusty Trombones                                       18-2-0                               36
Plan B                                                       16-3-1                               33
Baylors                                                      12-8-0                               24
9OH!8                                                        11-9-0                               22
Incomprehensible D...                                    9-9-2                              20
Freeballers                                                  9-10-1                              19
Himmer Hicks                                              9-11-0                              18
Choads                                                       9-11-0                               18
Juggernauts                                                 6-14-0                              12
Junkyard Dogs                                             0-20-0                                0


THE BLOODBATH WE CALL WEEK 5DADDODGEBALL from Stephen Kratzer on Vimeo.

Newsletter Week 3

Week 4 - Incomprehensible Goes Undefeated!!!

Here's the standings:
Team                                          W-L-T                          Pts
Rusty Trombones                         14-1-0                           28
Plan B                                         14-1-0                           28
9OH!8                                           8-7-0                           16
Himmer Hicks                                 8-7-0                          16
Incomprehensible D...                      7-7-1                          15
Baylors                                           7-8-0                          14
Freeballers                                       6-8-1                         13
Juggernauts                                      6-9-0                         12
Choads                                           5-10-0                         10
Junkyard Dogs                                0-15-0                            0

Here's how it went down...

Ahh... The Long Awaited Newsletter

In this document, you will find an address from our beloved Commissioner

As well as an interview with Mark From the Choads
Week 2 Newsletter

Week 3 - Rusty and Plan B lose one - 9OH!8 Wins 5!

Here's the standings:
Team                                                                     W-L-T                               Pts
Rusty Trombones                                                    9-1-0                                 18
Plan B                                                                    9-1-0                                 18
9OH!8                                                                    7-3-0                                 14
Himmer Hicks                                                         5-5-0                                 10
Baylors                                                                  5-5-0                                  10
Juggernauts                                                            4-6-0                                   8
Choads                                                                   4-6-0                                   8
Freeballers                                                              4-6-0                                   8
Incomprehensible D...                                              3-7-0                                   6
Junkyard Dogs                                                       0-10-0                                  0

Here's how it went down....

Week 2 - Decapitated Choads

The competition is thick, and we are only 1 week into our regular season.  The veteran teams take a quick rise to the top, but all teams seem to be pretty equal, just some more equal than others!!

  And after further review, the officials were correct EVERY TIME!    That's been par for the course, 100% accuracy.

 Here's the standings..
Team                                                     W-L-T                                       pts
Rusty Trombones                                    5-0-0                                        10
Plan B                                                    5-0-0                                        10
Himmer Hicks                                        3-2-0                                          6
Baylors                                                   3-2-0                                          6
Juggernauts                                             3-2-0                                          6
9OH8                                                      2-3-0                                          4
Incomprehensible D...                               2-3-0                                          4
Choads                                                   1-4-0                                           2
Freeballers                                              1-4-0                                           2
Junkyard Dogs                                         0-5-0                                           0

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Show your support for your D.A.D. by displaying these stickers on you car, truck, bike, or big wheel.  See any staff member on game day with your 2 bucks....

Let The Games Begin!!

You guys(and girls) are hardcore. That's all I gotta say. A lot of new faces bringin a lotta game!! Although this week didn't count towards the regular season standings, it sure seemed like it! Check it out..

Fall Season Set to Kick Off

Alright all you crazy dodgeballers.  You know who you are....the ones who agreed to play 10 sundays from September 12th  through November 14th outdoors, in the elements.  Even paid to do so.  There is much to be said about that.   There are 10 teams worth of you hard-chargers!
 Here's how its gonna go down this Sunday:

For all of you that haven't filled out a registration form, arrive early to fill them out.  There will be plenty on hand. You will also want to arrive early to warm up.  We need to throw our first pain-seeking dodgeball precisely at 11am, to avoid scheduling conflicts and your precious NFL games.  Staff will be there from about 10 am. 

Service Electric TV2 is supposed to be there filming again, along with a photographer from Lehigh Valley Sports Extra.  We will also have our league photographer taking team pictures throughout the day.
I will also be filming all the craziness!

Just a footnote,  In the case of excessive rain, we will be excessively wet!

We will play at cedar beach #4, the fenced in basketball court directly ajdacent to the volleyball courts

You can enter the park at Ott St., between Hamilton and Parkway Blvds. Parking is down the road on your left.

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ONLINE REGISTRATION FOR THE FALL SEASON IS NOW CLOSED

See you guys September 12, at the fenced in basketball courts at Cedar Beach in Allentown. 

D.A.D. on TV

The hype continues..... the local media was begging for some footage, so we gave them a just a little bit......once people get a taste of D.A.D., they keep coming back for more.  Just ask our groupies! 

So, being the open, accessible D.A.D. that we are, we allowed them to come back on opening day, September 12, at Cedar Beach in Allentown. 

If you were too busy saving drowning infants, or helping little old ladies cross the street last Sunday, be sure to register NOW, so you, too, can get some air time!

Here is what they had to say....

D.A.D. Open Summary

Well folks, another successful day of action-packed dodgeball has come and gone.  A truly awesome turnout on an otherwise dreary day. Today brought some new faces to us from far and wide.
Our friends to the east from Washington and Hackettstown, NJ definitely made a big impact, even before a ball was thrown. Pink shirts, US flag headbands, black shorts, and high socks... I was touched gentlemen.   Lancaster, Pa had a strong showing in one Alex Fitz.  That guy is a one-man highlight reel. 
Hailing from the metropolis of Schneckadelphia, Pa, was Josh Oswald and friends. The rookies gave a gallant effort, even eeking out a few wins.  We hope to see all of them come September.

Incomprehensible Demoralization had a bit of a showing also..... with Juggernaut and myself both on th DL (at least I got hurt playing Dodgeball HAHA), Jeremy and Wingnut were the anchors for an otherwise rookie squad.  They shared the best round robin record with Baylors, but eventually lost 3-1, in the best-of-five championship series.

The Freeballers were also in attendance....both of em.   The decided to step up onto the bandwagon, and join The Dodgeballs For Breasts 2010 runners' up, Baylors.

Please, if you were a participant, or a spectator, please let us know who YOUR favorite team was today? 

The Jersey Pinkys vs Baylors

Free Tourney Coming Up

August 15th is right around the corner... and that's the day of our free tournament/exhibition.  Come on out and see what we're all about!  Show up and talk to our dedicated dodgeballers and get in on the excitement!   We will have plenty of registration forms on hand, and will be accepting completed forms and fees for the upcoming season.  This is gonna be GREAT.. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!!!!

Welcome Allentown!

  Games will be played at the fenced in basketball courts at Cedar Beach, or, in the adjacent grass... RAIN OR SHINE!!  Dodgeball is not for the faint of heart!  The seaon will go as scheduled, September  12 til Novermber 28.  Sundays beginning at 11 a.m. Registration fees and dates remain unchanged, so get your forms in ASAP so we can get it on!!  As usual, you can call me at (484) 264-5374, or Charlie at (201) 675-0037, with any questions, or to turn in your forms and fees...