Newsletter Week 3

Week 4 - Incomprehensible Goes Undefeated!!!

Here's the standings:
Team                                          W-L-T                          Pts
Rusty Trombones                         14-1-0                           28
Plan B                                         14-1-0                           28
9OH!8                                           8-7-0                           16
Himmer Hicks                                 8-7-0                          16
Incomprehensible D...                      7-7-1                          15
Baylors                                           7-8-0                          14
Freeballers                                       6-8-1                         13
Juggernauts                                      6-9-0                         12
Choads                                           5-10-0                         10
Junkyard Dogs                                0-15-0                            0

Here's how it went down...

Ahh... The Long Awaited Newsletter

In this document, you will find an address from our beloved Commissioner

As well as an interview with Mark From the Choads
Week 2 Newsletter

Week 3 - Rusty and Plan B lose one - 9OH!8 Wins 5!

Here's the standings:
Team                                                                     W-L-T                               Pts
Rusty Trombones                                                    9-1-0                                 18
Plan B                                                                    9-1-0                                 18
9OH!8                                                                    7-3-0                                 14
Himmer Hicks                                                         5-5-0                                 10
Baylors                                                                  5-5-0                                  10
Juggernauts                                                            4-6-0                                   8
Choads                                                                   4-6-0                                   8
Freeballers                                                              4-6-0                                   8
Incomprehensible D...                                              3-7-0                                   6
Junkyard Dogs                                                       0-10-0                                  0

Here's how it went down....

Week 2 - Decapitated Choads

The competition is thick, and we are only 1 week into our regular season.  The veteran teams take a quick rise to the top, but all teams seem to be pretty equal, just some more equal than others!!

  And after further review, the officials were correct EVERY TIME!    That's been par for the course, 100% accuracy.

 Here's the standings..
Team                                                     W-L-T                                       pts
Rusty Trombones                                    5-0-0                                        10
Plan B                                                    5-0-0                                        10
Himmer Hicks                                        3-2-0                                          6
Baylors                                                   3-2-0                                          6
Juggernauts                                             3-2-0                                          6
9OH8                                                      2-3-0                                          4
Incomprehensible D...                               2-3-0                                          4
Choads                                                   1-4-0                                           2
Freeballers                                              1-4-0                                           2
Junkyard Dogs                                         0-5-0                                           0

GET YOUR STICKERS HERE!! $2

Show your support for your D.A.D. by displaying these stickers on you car, truck, bike, or big wheel.  See any staff member on game day with your 2 bucks....

Let The Games Begin!!

You guys(and girls) are hardcore. That's all I gotta say. A lot of new faces bringin a lotta game!! Although this week didn't count towards the regular season standings, it sure seemed like it! Check it out..

Fall Season Set to Kick Off

Alright all you crazy dodgeballers.  You know who you are....the ones who agreed to play 10 sundays from September 12th  through November 14th outdoors, in the elements.  Even paid to do so.  There is much to be said about that.   There are 10 teams worth of you hard-chargers!
 Here's how its gonna go down this Sunday:

For all of you that haven't filled out a registration form, arrive early to fill them out.  There will be plenty on hand. You will also want to arrive early to warm up.  We need to throw our first pain-seeking dodgeball precisely at 11am, to avoid scheduling conflicts and your precious NFL games.  Staff will be there from about 10 am. 

Service Electric TV2 is supposed to be there filming again, along with a photographer from Lehigh Valley Sports Extra.  We will also have our league photographer taking team pictures throughout the day.
I will also be filming all the craziness!

Just a footnote,  In the case of excessive rain, we will be excessively wet!

We will play at cedar beach #4, the fenced in basketball court directly ajdacent to the volleyball courts

You can enter the park at Ott St., between Hamilton and Parkway Blvds. Parking is down the road on your left.

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ONLINE REGISTRATION FOR THE FALL SEASON IS NOW CLOSED

See you guys September 12, at the fenced in basketball courts at Cedar Beach in Allentown. 

D.A.D. on TV

The hype continues..... the local media was begging for some footage, so we gave them a just a little bit......once people get a taste of D.A.D., they keep coming back for more.  Just ask our groupies! 

So, being the open, accessible D.A.D. that we are, we allowed them to come back on opening day, September 12, at Cedar Beach in Allentown. 

If you were too busy saving drowning infants, or helping little old ladies cross the street last Sunday, be sure to register NOW, so you, too, can get some air time!

Here is what they had to say....

D.A.D. Open Summary

Well folks, another successful day of action-packed dodgeball has come and gone.  A truly awesome turnout on an otherwise dreary day. Today brought some new faces to us from far and wide.
Our friends to the east from Washington and Hackettstown, NJ definitely made a big impact, even before a ball was thrown. Pink shirts, US flag headbands, black shorts, and high socks... I was touched gentlemen.   Lancaster, Pa had a strong showing in one Alex Fitz.  That guy is a one-man highlight reel. 
Hailing from the metropolis of Schneckadelphia, Pa, was Josh Oswald and friends. The rookies gave a gallant effort, even eeking out a few wins.  We hope to see all of them come September.

Incomprehensible Demoralization had a bit of a showing also..... with Juggernaut and myself both on th DL (at least I got hurt playing Dodgeball HAHA), Jeremy and Wingnut were the anchors for an otherwise rookie squad.  They shared the best round robin record with Baylors, but eventually lost 3-1, in the best-of-five championship series.

The Freeballers were also in attendance....both of em.   The decided to step up onto the bandwagon, and join The Dodgeballs For Breasts 2010 runners' up, Baylors.

Please, if you were a participant, or a spectator, please let us know who YOUR favorite team was today? 

The Jersey Pinkys vs Baylors

Free Tourney Coming Up

August 15th is right around the corner... and that's the day of our free tournament/exhibition.  Come on out and see what we're all about!  Show up and talk to our dedicated dodgeballers and get in on the excitement!   We will have plenty of registration forms on hand, and will be accepting completed forms and fees for the upcoming season.  This is gonna be GREAT.. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!!!!

Welcome Allentown!

  Games will be played at the fenced in basketball courts at Cedar Beach, or, in the adjacent grass... RAIN OR SHINE!!  Dodgeball is not for the faint of heart!  The seaon will go as scheduled, September  12 til Novermber 28.  Sundays beginning at 11 a.m. Registration fees and dates remain unchanged, so get your forms in ASAP so we can get it on!!  As usual, you can call me at (484) 264-5374, or Charlie at (201) 675-0037, with any questions, or to turn in your forms and fees...

Open Exhibition/Tournament August 15th

We will be hosting an open exhibition/tournament for all those interested in D.A.D. This will take place at Emmaus Community Park at 11 a.m., free of charge.

Fall Season Registration

Registration is now open for the 2010 fall season. We will play every Sunday at 11 a.m. beginning on September 12th until November 28th. The first week will be a refresher course, ever reminding us to watch that damn line! As usual, that day will not count toward the regular season standings. The ensuing 8 weeks will be regular season play, with each team playing 5 games. The top 8 teams will enter a double-elimination tournament taking place on November 28th, the winner of which having their name inscribed on the coveted DAD Cup!

We will be accepting teams and singles this year. Fees will be $200/team for up to 10 players, or $25 for singles. Due to insurance regulations, we will require the fees and signed waiver BEFORE SEPTEMBER 4th, NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Unless of course you are willing to pay the late fee of 1 gazillion dollars and wear a kilt all season.


We are currently in negotiations with our new venue, details will be made available when all is finalized. ---THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE AT THE FENCED IN BASKETBALL COURTS AT CEDAR BEACH PARK, ALLENTOWN.. RAIN OR SHINE---

As usual, email Charlie at lehighdodgeballers@gmail.com with any questions...or...comment here!


Here is a little treat for ya...

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!